Funny Horse Names

29 Funny Race Horse Names

Published on Mar 15, 2016

Read these names out loud – you’re guaranteed to laugh!

With Cheltenham Festival upon us, we took the opportunity to dig out a list of the most laugh out race horse names we could find! Read each of these names out loud, we dare you not to laugh!

 

Curvy – D Wachman

Cougar Mountain – A P O’Brien

Elegant Supermodel – J Perruchot

Mahsoob – J H M Gosden

Able Seaman – C E Brittain

Mr Frisk – Mr Marcus Armytage

Two In The Pink – R J Smith

Big Tits – E Lellouche

Geespot – D FfrenchDavis

Mary Hinge – Mrs J Cecil

Marma’s Boy – R M Beckett

The Grey Gatsby – K A Ryan

Maythehorsebewithu – Michael Moroney

Hoof Hearted (say it quickly out loud) – Jesus Nunez

Comply or Die – D Pipe

Spark Plug – Danny Pish

Postponed – L M Cumani

Clever Cookie – P D Niven

SHUTTHEFRONTDOOR –  MonteThomas

What A Nuisance – Pat Hyland

Rogan Josh – John Marshall

Who Shot Thebarman – C J Waller

AARRRRRRR – Ralph Smith (You need to listen to this hilarious commentary!) 

Passing Wind – R C Guest

FrenchOnionSoup – ChrisEnglehart

Dadsalittleunusual – Barry Abrams

The Slug – M Hourigan

Burnt Toast – T Stack

Onoitsmymothernlaw – KiaranMcLaughlin