West Country Farmer's Games
Farmer's Country Games in Bristol
Get yourselves down to the farm for some fun and frolics in the fields and fresh air!
The West Country is well known for its 'Ooh aar' breed of farmers, driving tractors, drinking lots of rough-brewed cider, and of course singing along with The Wurzels! In these Farmer's Games, you'll take part in a series of It's a Knockout style events, all with a West Country twist!
"Get thee down Somerset for the time of yer life, ooh aar!"
This totally unique and hilarious 'West Country' day out is guaranteed to have you rolling in the hay with laughter. The farmer and his minxy milkmaids and hunky farmboys will take good care of you. The stag or hen will be provided with themed fancy dress, but usually the whole group come kitted out!
After the games, we can guarantee you're going to be gaspin' for a pint of cider and some proper West Country food. Your group will be treated to a sit down Picnic Lunch consisting of award winning pasties, crackers, cheese, chutneys, apples and the likes, accompanied with some proper locally produced award winning Scrumpy Cider. Ooh arr!
Bristol Country Games - The Events
The Cider Run
Pilfer that cheeky pint an' leg it as far as you can before you gets twanged by the bungee! The longer the run the more you score.
Pitchfork Duel
A traditional way to sort out our disputes we've 'ad to tone it down. Some bloke with an 'ard hat and clipboard said we can't use proper pitchforks any more. Summat 'bout 'ealth an' safety. So get ready for some podium perched inflatable pitchfork proddin'. Knock 'em off!
Wurzel Knockout
The Wurzels 'av had it comin' for years, av' you 'eard Ooh Aar Just A Little Bit? Now's yer chance to dish out some revenge. Armed to the teeth with cider apples you'll be firin' them at the band an' you might get a shot at that pesky Blackbird they sings about.
Tractor Tyre Roll
Time to muck in with the team to lug tyres from one spot to another with a silly dance, then over the finish line. It ain't like playin' 'oop an' stick neither. You gotta be quick mind, there's points at stake.
Crazy Combines
Race yer zorb combine round the field tryin' not to 'arvest the animals while yer at it. Mind that sheep as you race for points...Baa!
'Vicky Pollard Handbags'
Yeah but no but smack'er! An epic battle of 'alf-wits this un'. Fat suits an' big burberry 'andbags to batter the life out of eachother. Give yer opponent evils! The most direct hits gets the most points.
Welly Wangin'
A skilled traditional village event, take it in turns to lob a welly boot into a series of targets. We'll make sure they's bin washed after muckin' out the pigs. Accurate lobbin' gets points.
Drunk Pub Skittles
This is real west country skittles, with a wooden alley as yer lanes, and a set of wooden skittles. It ain't that easy tho' as you spin round the pole first. See 'em stagger as they bowl 'em dizzy my babber!
Mangold Danglin'
You thought the last game was daft? You ain't seen nothin' 'til you've 'ad yer mangold dangled. Bar skittles with 'umans on cider kegs? Yer 'avin' a laaf!
Farmer's Shower
Like Mastermind but the Stag or 'en will be sat on a chair below a gert bucket of Somerset slurry! Can they 'andle the pressure...?
Like the look of this day out but in a different location? Take a look at our It's A Knock Out Days.